2003-07-14 | 10:52 p.m.
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Alright, so I know that you already know that I am not going to be in town and when I will be in town, I won't be able to update much if at all. This kinda bums me out, but there's not much I can do about it. So, I am now going to try and tie up some loose ends and tell you about some of the interesting little tidbits from my life recently.

~I already told Katy this, but I want to post it as well. My mom said that it is all good for me to go to Girl's Night on Wednesday. Someone will need to let me know the details. Please call me because I don't know if I will be able to read anything that is posted on line. I'm so excited about this! I definitely need some "friend time" before facing the family.

~I got a "Ghostwriter" tape out of the library today and I made some very interesting discoveries...did you guys know that Samuel L. Jackson was on that show?! He played Jamal's dad. How totally awesome. Also, let me just say that when I watched the show when it was first on, I was impressed with the kids' typing ability. Now, after watching the show again, I realize that they were really crappy! Hunt and peck like none other. Wow.

~There was a bird in my church on Sunday. Anyone that knows me at all knows that I am really, really afraid of birds. I heard chirping during the Liturgy of the Eucharist, and I must say that it put me on edge. The AC is broken in my church, so the doors were open. All of a sudden, a BIRD fell into the pew two rows ahead of me. I was so scared! I leaned back and gasped. Micki and her family were in the pew with us, so they were all laughing. I think the bird went into shock or something because it was just lying in the pew for a few minutes making some chirping noises. Meanwhile, I am freaking out because there is a feathery fuck in the church! Eventually, it came to enough to fly away...and I resumed breathing. And praying for forgiveness for the "feathery fuck" comment.

~ I am sunburned like a mother. Actually, I am sunburned like MY mother. We went to the pool on Sunday for 5 hours. Note to self - Wear Sunscreen if You are Going to be Out for FIVE HOURS!!!! Good Lord.

~I think that the guy that was making my drink at Caribou may have been hitting on me. That makes me happy because...well, it just does. Makes me feel attractive, I guess.

~Excellent discussion last night, people! You know who you are. I pat myself on the back for the final question...kudos to Rachel for helping it make more sense.

Well, I think that just about sums up everything interesting that could possibly be going on in my life.

Taylor, I read that e-mail you sent me and I do NOT think like a psychopath. And yes, my family will play Harry Potter Trivial Pursuit. "Why?", you may ask. Because some of us are...

TOTALLY AWESOME!!!

"Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves

We'd hear it from the people of the town

They called us

Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves

But everynight all the men would come around

And lay their money down."

Cher "Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves"

take the cher test.

and go to mewing.net. because laura isn't cher.

Aww yeah!

Later Days!

~Lex

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