2003-07-24 | 11:25 p.m.
<< This is what happens when the Wild Lexi is left to entertain herself... >>

Fine, you jerks. Since no one is online, I am going to amuse myself for a few minutes before I have to go to bed...I must be up very early tomorrow so that mom and I can take the relatives to the airport. Oh yeah.

**Hey Alexis!

~Yeah?

**Remember that time last week when you were almost shot?

~Oh man, that is a great story! I wish my friends were on line so that I could tell them my fun story.

**Maybe they are all locked in a room with a bunch of doors and they can't find their way out and a bunch of Ninjas are following them! You should be worried.

~Nah, there is no need to be worried...Laura knows kung fu.

**Oh. Well, maybe they fell into a giant pit and the Herpes Demon is about to attack them! Save them, Obi Wan Alexis, you are their only hope!

~Yeah, right. Bindel would come to their rescue by putting that demon in the giant Valtrex Tube of Herpes Death. They don't need me.

**Did you ever think that maybe, just maybe, there is a legitimate reason to explain why none of your friends are online?

~You don't seem to understand, oh great other side of my mind - there has never, and I mean NEVER been a time that I have come online and NONE of my friends have been here to talk to. I have never had to wait this long for someone to come online!

**So sorry.

~No you aren't, you jerk. Know what? I don't like your company anymore. Later, chica.

(Long dramatic fight scene that doesn't really go anywhere until the last few seconds when Alexis finds some inner strength in knowing that she will see her friends tomorrow and totally opens a can of whoopass on her consience)

Phew! Glad I got that out of my system. This has honestly never happened - me wanting someone to be online so that I could talk and there being no one here. I hope that you all are safe and having a blast with whatever it is that you are doing. Just know that if at some point tonight you hear some strange noises, it is just me...crying because I have NO ONE to talk to!

"I like to eat, eat, eat apples and bananas.

I like to eat, eat, eat apples and bananas.

I like to eat, eat, eat apples and bananas.

I like to eat, eat, eat apples and bananas."

"Row, row, row your boat

gently down the stream.

Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily

life is but a dream."

"Twinkle, twinkle, Little Star.

How I wonder what you are!

Up above the world so high

Like a diamond in the sky.

Twinkle, twinkle, little star.

How I wonder what you are!"

"ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

Now I know my ABCs.

Next time, won't you sing with me?"

You won't be able to sing with me becaust you probably won't be online!

Okay, I am going to go to bed now.

Later Days!

~Lexi

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